Spider-Man Musical Slightly Better Than Sarah Palin
By Rachel Hwang Here’s yet another example of the entertainment industry not knowing when to quit. Spider-Man comics? Awesome. Spider-Man movies? Also awesome. Spider-Man action figures, birthday...
View ArticleTech Nerds Are Gettin’ Your Girl Outta Her Bra
By Rachel Hwang Here is some solid proof that the future will be run by geeks. You’ve got problems? Technology has solutions. And let’s face it, the cutting edge of the technological frontier is ruled...
View ArticleBristol Palin’s Dancing Makes People Shoot Things
By Stephanie McKinny True, most people seemed to think Bristol Palin’s moves on Dancing With the Stars were a little lacking, but just how bad were they, really? I don’t watch that show. So, I’ll just...
View Article10 Signs That America Is Climbing Out Of The Shitter…Kinda
By Stephanie McKinny We’ve been seeing, feeling and hearing about the effects of the economy for what seems like forever now, but there are some (probably less than credible) signs that things may be...
View ArticleFlavor Flav=New Colonel Sanders?
By Stephanie McKinny Why the hell is Flavor Flav in the news? Is he starring in Flavor of Love #1489635? Nope. Think greasier – if you can. That’s right, Flav has opened his own fried chicken...
View ArticleGirl Scout Cookies Inspire Murderous Rage
By Stephanie McKinny There are three parts to this story. They’re escalating parts; the degrees of WTF heighten gradually. Here’s the first part: A Florida woman named Hersha Howard – WHY does...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake Is Dumb, Maybe Making New Music
By Stephanie McKinny Now, before you all erupt in maddening outrage, or send us hate mail out the ass, know that those are his words – not ours. That’s right – when asked if he uses the ever popular...
View ArticlePauly Shore Is Not Dead
By Brian Leak If you don’t know who Pauly Shore is, then you were probably already 90-years-old by the late ’80s or you’re like 9-years-old now. Even then, you’ve probably heard him referenced or...
View ArticleBeebs Says Fuck You
By Neal West I will freely admit that I LOVE to clown on Justin Bieber. I don’t have anything against him personally, I don’t hate his music, and of all the “teen stars” of this era, he’s definitely...
View ArticleIndie Rock In A Galaxy Far, Far Away
By Rachel Hwang Whoa. Soulful acoustic indie music and Star Wars? This beauty is a music video to “Love and Leave,” a new single from up and coming band Scattered Trees, first premiered on Boing Boing....
View ArticleScrew Mario. Get Wasted.
Rachel Hwang A sure fire way to get people to do something is to make it into a game. This is why babysitters everywhere have developed the “let’s see who can be quiet the longest” game, or if you’re...
View ArticleMike Myers: Apparently Not Gay
By Nicole Mike Myers married someone…I totally thought he was gay…and yeah, yeah, I know he had that wife he was with for years, but she was ugly and fat and I just figured she was a bff. This one is...
View ArticlePaula Abdul=Bonkers
By Stephanie McKinny Listen, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of nutjobs in Hollywood. I lie – they provide me with fodder. But seriously, WTF is wrong with Paula Abdul? This bitch is clearly on...
View ArticleNew Beef: Ne-Yo VS Snooki
By Stephanie McKinny Did you know that Snooki got the cover of Rolling Stone? Ne-Yo does, and he’s pissed about it. After all, he dances on air, has the voice of an angel – hell, he’s the black Michael...
View ArticleSammy Hagar Has Lost His Damn Mind
By Stephanie McKinny I’ve heard of some desperate moves to schlep your new crap, but Sammy Hagar takes the friggin’ cake. While out and about promoting his new book, Hagar stopped to talk with poor...
View ArticleWhoopi Goldberg Was Stoned Off Her Ass At The Oscars
By Stephanie McKinny Remember that little movie Ghost? Well, believe it or not, Whoopi Goldberg won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her role in the film. As if that’s not the surprising part,...
View ArticleBret Michaels Is Suing The Tony Awards
By Stephanie McKinny Remember that time when Bret Michaels was almost decapitated by a stage prop during his performance at the Tony Awards, back in 2009? I kinda do. And I remember thinking it was...
View ArticleKaty Perry Gets Booed Because Of Justin Bieber
By Stephanie McKinny You either love Justin Bieber or you hate the little shit’s guts – there is no in-between. He annoys me, because children annoy me, and when children and tweens alike start to take...
View ArticleParis Hilton: Still Alive, Still Annoying
By Stephanie McKinny I find this bitch to be completely deplorable. She’s the kind of chick you would love to throw onto the track during a roller derby bout. She’s so disgusting that if I was a guy,...
View ArticleSnoop Dogg + Charlie Sheen= Apocalypse
By Stephanie McKinny There’s been some rumors going around for the past week or so about them hanging out, and even about them working together, but it can’t be true… can it?! Well hold on to your...
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